Illinois Math by our tax dollars…

Breaking news from Advanced Illinois Math.

Filed a FOIA request for 3,000+ records.

Response received:

16 files.

FOIA closed.

“No records withheld.”

Sixteen.

I double-checked.

Counted fingers.

Counted toes.

Still had digits left over.

Now, I’m not accusing anyone of inventing new mathematics…

…but if 3,000 = 16, I’d love to see the formula.

The best part?

I’m literally on calls with PhD admissions offices discussing research funding for a thesis on institutional gravity when this drops.

You can’t script this.

Compliance achieved.

Coherence optional.

Deferment 2.0: where numbers go to relax.