F’nDoctor
Well… I guess I should say thank you.
To everyone who unknowingly contributed data, reactions, silence, stress tests, engagement metrics, contradictions, emails, analytics, and “no comment” comments, thank you.
You let me test ideas.
You let me play with language.
You let me break things down, rebuild them, and figure out which words actually carried weight.
Some of you watched me start with music.
Then satire.
Then plays.
Then somehow… gravity.
Which is how I ended up developing a concept I kept half-joking about and half-writing about called Gravitas Satanae, the weight of one’s own decisions.
That concept eventually turned into a full Structural Gravity Theory, using real-world case studies like:
• the State of Illinois
• multiple regulatory agencies
• elected officials
• nuEra Cannabis
• Prairie Cannabis
• Botany Bay
…and historic greatest hits like Enron, Theranos, the Catholic Church, and the 2008 housing bubble.
If you know me, you know I was never going to sit quietly, teach a class, or write something that lived on a shelf. So instead, I built a living portfolio, a real life business solution to studying and exposing corruption and institutional failure in real time.
That solution is F’nAround Media.
Articles.
Timelines.
FOIAs.
Satire.
Analytics.
Receipts.
Podcasts.
Investigative Journalism.
Watchdog reporting.
A way to measure gravity, track it, and shine a little light into the cracks, not with outrage, but with documentation.
Apparently… that worked.
A board of highly educated people reviewed the theory, the analysis, the receipts, the live-action application, and the fact that it could be replicated, tweaked, and applied in any jurisdiction or industry, and they summarized it this way “Gravitas Satanae was operationalized and stress-tested in real time through live institutional systems, with outcomes evaluated against documented responses, oversight acknowledgment, and observable downstream effects. This approach demonstrates doctoral-level synthesis of theory, application, and validation.”
Some redactions are still required (sealed records are sealed records), but everything that could be published through F’nAround did exactly what it was supposed to do.
I’ll be publishing my thesis, dissertation, and the applied solution later this summer in educational journals, once sealed records can be properly incorporated.
Until then, I’ll borrow the words Mike said to me, which are annoyingly accurate:
“You’re an F’nDoctor now.”
Doctor of Business Administration
Strategic Management and Marketing
