Why do I have a feeling we’re eventually going to see the headline: “TRUMP KILLS MAN AT MUSIC FESTIVAL”?

Why do I have a feeling we’re eventually going to see the headline: “TRUMP KILLS MAN AT MUSIC FESTIVAL”? 

This is apparently real.

Trump-shaped ecstasy pills are circulating in the Netherlands, and Dutch health officials have now issued a national Red Alert telling people not to take them.

And these aren’t just normal MDMA tablets with an unusually presidential branding strategy. Testing found very high amounts of PMMA, a drug similar to MDMA that can take hours to kick in. That creates the particularly nasty problem of someone thinking, “This Trump isn’t doing anything,” taking another Trump, and suddenly having way too much Trump in their system. 

Potential consequences include seizures, dangerously high body temperature, overdose and even death.

So somewhere out there, someone actually manufactured a product where taking too much Trump can literally cause you to overheat.

The jokes are writing themselves at this point.

Even stranger: this apparently isn’t Trump’s first term as an ecstasy tablet. German police seized thousands of orange Trump-shaped pills back in 2017. 

Please don’t eat politicians.

F’nAround: somehow the real news keeps getting weirder than anything we could make up.

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Read the full story here: https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16087197/Donald-Trump-ecstasy-pills-health-scare.html