Carbasaurus Lex at Exxxotica
Carbasaurus Lex at Exxxotica: Snacks, Chaos, and the Most Unhinged Shipping Story We’ve Ever Heard
Some Exxxotica interviews slowly escalate into chaos.
Carbasaurus Lex started at chaos and somehow got worse from there.
First off:
Her energy is incredible.
The self-described snack-loving menace behind “eats snacks and fucks bitches” immediately brought pure internet gremlin energy to the interview while still somehow being genuinely funny and weirdly wholesome at the same time.
She also talked about how fellow creator Ellie Stockholm apparently saves her life every single time they run into each other, which honestly felt like the most normal sentence in the entire interview.
Then we asked about the wildest requests she’s ever gotten.
Big mistake.
One request involved a giant beach ball, skid marks, and a level of commitment that sounded less like adult content and more like someone losing a bet with humanity.
Thankfully?
She turned that one down
Which then somehow led Mike into discussing how his RA in college once introduced him to the terrifying existence of scatlovers.com proving once again that college dorms were never places of higher learning… only trauma.
But then came the story that actually happened.
Lex explained how she once mailed someone something extremely questionable… except nobody explained to her HOW to properly ship it. So instead of preserving it, she left it sitting out first.
Which meant by the time she boxed it up…
the situation had evolved.
Apparently even perfume couldn’t save it.
And according to Lex, the sweet older woman at the post office in her small town definitely knew SOMETHING was wrong and now acts like she’s never seen her before in her life
Honestly?
That might be the funniest collateral damage story from Exxxotica weekend.
And somehow the interview STILL ended with Mike discussing how the cameraman Joe looked like Lex Luthor standing next to Carbasaurus Lex and she made it clear Joe was Lex Luthor, which officially broke everyone mentally by the end.
Pure F’nAround chaos.
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Full interview now live on YouTube.
